rectumofglory:

thoughtsalatommm:

…because it’s too fucking adorable to handle.

this was like a million times better than the end credit scene TBH lil baby groot UwU

rectumofglory:

thoughtsalatommm:

…because it’s too fucking adorable to handle.

this was like a million times better than the end credit scene TBH lil baby groot UwU

animpalaoutofhell:

We’re just like Kevin Bacon!

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Well, on my planet, there’s a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, well, it’s the greatest thing there is.

rosenview:

How to take your synthetic wig from gross to great!

This isn’t a new method at all, but instead my results using this tutorial.

While the before shot is pretty terrible photo quality to begin with, you can see the wig is basically a ratty, gross-looking mess.

  • Find a tank or bucket and empty a capful of fabric softener into it (more softener if your wig is longer).
  • Add enough water to submerge the wig, and make sure to flip it inside out before you put it in the water. Swish it around to make sure it’s saturated, and then let it soak for a few days. I left mine is for a little over two days, but I would suggest leaving it in closer for the five days the original tutorial suggests.
  • Lay the wig out on a towel to dry. I didn’t wash out the fabric softener, and when it was damp instead of dripping, I put it on a wig stand.
  • After it’s completely dry, brush through it with a wig brush, or at least a brush with wire teeth. Plastic teeth will create static and no one wants that.
  • If you need a wig brush, try checking out beauty stores. Failing that, you can usually find wire brushes at pet stores, and they work as well as any wig brush.
  • Spray lightly with dry shampoo or sprinkle with talcum powder. Brush your wig again after a few minutes to help disperse the powder and keep your wig from looking chalky. You may experience a small amount of shedding during the brushing process, but it shouldn’t be anything too severe.

And there you have it!

rough and unedited and not quite how I wanted it

24-alpha-24:

If I could tell you the stories of falling leaves
locked behind my lips, under my tongue
if I could pass my words to you through sighs
If I could breathe out my myths into your mouth
your ears, your skin, your hollow places
I would be better.

If I could capture autumn in a bottle
feed it to you drop by drop
slipping down your throat like honey
burning to your core like lava
lighting up every nerve bundle with desire
I would be stronger.

If I could trace your flesh in vines and
map out the secrets of you and I
journey the stepping stones of your spine
roll over the miles of your curves
and plot the points of every roll of your hips
I would be alive.

Instead I wait for the death of summer
an end to heat, to the dry spell cracking my heart
for you to walk through woodsmoke and mist
your whispers to reach out to me
and your fingers to grasp tightly,
for the season to turn into ours

icarusing replied to your photo “new phone caseeeeee”

I LOVE IT. it’s adorbs

thank youuuuu. I am kind of stupidly pleased with it.

new phone caseeeeee

new phone caseeeeee